{"id":243,"date":"2012-02-02T02:22:56","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T07:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/emprendedor.com\/2015\/?p=243"},"modified":"2015-02-02T02:29:34","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T07:29:34","slug":"robin-williams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emprendedor.site\/2015\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Robin Williams"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Sundance\"<\/a>

Robin Williams (1951-2014)<\/p><\/div>\n

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Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.<\/span><\/p>\n

Carpe per diem – seize the check.<\/span><\/p>\n

Comedy is acting out optimism.<\/span><\/p>\n

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.<\/span><\/p>\n

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.<\/span><\/p>\n

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!<\/span><\/p>\n

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was… a large Arctic region covered with ice.<\/span><\/p>\n

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.<\/span><\/p>\n

If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?<\/span><\/p>\n

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.<\/span><\/p>\n

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.<\/span><\/p>\n

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.<\/span><\/p>\n

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.<\/span><\/p>\n

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.<\/span><\/p>\n

Reality: What a concept!<\/span><\/p>\n

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Spring is nature’s way of saying, \u00abLet’s party!\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’<\/span><\/p>\n

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.<\/span><\/p>\n

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.<\/span><\/p>\n

We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.<\/span><\/p>\n

What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.<\/span><\/p>\n

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.<\/span><\/p>\n

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’<\/span><\/p>\n

When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?<\/span><\/p>\n

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?<\/span><\/p>\n

You’ll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.<\/span><\/p>\n

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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